These days, It seems that all of your closest friends find out you're in a relationship through Facebook. There are many different kinds, according to Facebook. Here are the strange ones.
It's complicated: What does this even mean? Are you trying to tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that things aren't going so well and you want to break up? Or did you start dating this guy whose mom was divorced and it just so happened that your dad was divorced and they REALLY hit it off and got married and now you're step-brother and step-sister? That's complicated.
In an open relationship: I don't know about you but I'm not going to share my girlfriend with another guy. It's creepy.
In a Civil Union: This is for the gays out there. If your state won't let you get married, you go into a Civil Union. It's like gay marriage but it's legal.
In a Domestic Partnership: This is for the guys who are horrified of commitment but enjoy having a girlfriend. Basically, you move in together but you don't get married. It's like an awful "no strings attached" deal.
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